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Welcome back to part 2, hope your having a good Monday. First off in this part further tributes to Michael. For anyone that is on Twitter and in particular on Twitter on Thursday night, the above picture will be quite funny. If not than it won't, but thats your fault for not being 'down with the kids' now isn't it!

Secondly, more sexist advertising from a bygone era, "Women are soft and gentle but they hit things.."



Old Foreign Jokes Home:

Q: What do you call a Mexican peeping-tom?A: Senor Minge.


And finally for this week, Childrens books of the 21st century;


Oh and;

Farah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God tells her she can have anything she wants and asks her what she would like. She replies, "I'd like all my children protecting."

So god kills Michael Jackson.

You didn't think I'd leave you without one did you? Take care I shall see you soon.

That is all.

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So of course, by now you would have heard, Michael Jackson is dead. A very sad moment for music in general, it is kind of sad also to watch the vultures swoop in and say they always loved him. Anyways forget the jokes (some of which have been good) and forgot the bullshit rumours, in simple tribute to the definitive king of pop and his rather brilliant music, its those crazy prison inmates with their tribute to the man.





Here's one very good reason to learn English, before you buy a t-shirt that says the wrong thing. Kinda like the urban myth where the girl gets the Chinese for Western Slut tattooed on her arm/arse/face, only in reverse;


Next, some geek humour, 'nuff said...





And finally, just one more reason to hate our wonderful tabloid press;


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So I found this over on Phillyd.tv. Front handspring, full court shot. George I hope your watching this...






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Welcome back to part 2. We don't just bring you funny, we also like to bring you a little of the weird here at avinagiraffe.com. Just take a look at what these crazy Japanese club kids have been up to. Basically deforming themselves by experimenting with saline inflation (head on over to BMEzine.com if you really wanna see more of this weirdness);


Secondly for this part, FOX news in the good 'ol US of A ran a story on a bear spotted in a womans back yard. Nothing funny or weird about that you say. Just watch the video below;

(via buzzfeed.com)

Thirdly, the 'Hey' video. Quite possibly the funniest thing on the 'tube right now;



(via @luke_morton)

And finally for this part, and this weeks post, an old and somewhat terrible joke;

Old Jokes Home:
Q. What's yellow and hides in Afghanistan?
A. The Talibanana.

Have a brilliant week, I will see you all soon.

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First up, the most chilled out guy ever. Hey, at least he's got time for a fag;
Secondly, Trouble with the Wife. A transcript of an Internet Relay Chat from bash.org. I don't know if this is real or not but either way it's damn funny (click on through for a larger version).

(via bash.org)

That's it for now...



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So it's a world shattering topic that everyone's talking about at the moment - Autotune; Good or Evil? We'll leave it up to you to decide, but just to prove that IT CAN make anyone can sound good/comedy, here are two videos from @autotunethenews. There are many more over at their youtube page but in my opinion these are two of the best...

Obama Flashback



Martin Luther King sings



(via @autotunethenews/schmoyoho)




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