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Evening all. Having a good weekend?

First up, 2 massive bits of sadness. The mighty Dennis Hopper has died from prostate cancer. In tribute, this short montage from arguably his finest hour...




 
 
Also Gary Coleman has stepped off this mortal coil. May the force be with you Gary...


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Morning all. OK I'm only gonna say it the once but JJ Abrams owes me 6 years of my life back the twat!

Anyhoozle...

If you missed this during the week it is pretty damn funny. Ozzy Osbourne scares the shit out of people at Madame Tussauds in New York...



Next up, industrious sex...


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So I'll probably get into trouble for this but a mate just sent me this via email...

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Afternoon all. Gees what a scorcher of a weekend, brilliant! Hope you had a good one whatever you did.

Onward...

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs reminisce...


Next, ever wondered what goes on at a script writers meeting at Lost HQ...


Viewing porn affects your life more than you think you know...


And just cos it is the Lost finale this week, catch up on what you missed via the internets favourite animals: Cats...


Lets hope this awesome weather sticks around a bit longer. Catch you all later....

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Morning all.

A little song about but sects?


And lastly today, provincial homophobia at its best. No mincing please...


Have a top weekend I will catch you on Sunday...

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 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM
IS.

(via my partner in crime Bev)

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I totally forgot to pimp this out earlier. Its my mates web design and branding service. You should give it a try, the rates are good and I can tell you first hand the designs are ace so get on it, go here. Yes I do endorse this service what of it?! I'm hoping if I do this he might do me some SEO work or some such on the cheap ;)

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Afternoon all.

Some corkers today so I'll just crack on...

First up your mates would never believe it without the pic....


Next up more taser videos. Now I'm not sure if this is faked or not but its still damn funny...

 

Easy Tiger...


Finally for the day, the very definition of close I believe...


That's it y'all have a good week I will catch you later....

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Morning all. Another week, another Friday Funnies.

First up, officially this guy is the worst wedding DJ ever. Its the way she doesn't react...



Fake science. It rocks...


Bet this guy felt like a right dick...


This dog soooo gets into his beats...


So I'll leave you with this, from Dan Bull (hes been a busy boy recently), Changes...


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Morning all. 

This'll warm the cockles of your heart...


Now heres a gaffe you wouldn't want to make...


Thats it. Get off my land!

See ya!

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Ha, morning all! Whats the go then? I deliberately wrote this post last night (or tonight if you wanna get all David Lynch about it) because you know its gonna be the first thing on yo mommas lips. The election that is, not my n...

Point is I've voted but I'm already bored of talking about it (and theres another reason I didn't post yesterday) and well, this is a funnies blog sooooo....

Don't tell me you wouldn't abuse your powers???



Three words.. Tree Clit Ring.. Yup..


OK go on then I'll give you a couple of election themed videos. I'd just like to note this is not me getting political. This, as always, is about taking the pisssssss.....

First up the cover of Pulps Common People by William Shatner, Ben Folds and Joe Jackson. With a twist. David Cameron Met a Black Man by Tim Ireland...


And finally from the always awesome Dan Bull, the fourth election debate, the rap battle...


Go on then. I found this and couldn't resist. I make no apologies. The Notorious H.I.T.


I genuinely do hope we're not stuck with the Tories at the time this posts... *update* WE ARE FUCKED!!

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Evening all. Good long weekend so far? Remember we still have Monday to go!!

First up, this guy is so trustworthy, I can tell :-S...


Now then, really? Apparently this makes a great wedding gift...


Election day Thursday and whilst I never get political on this blog it is VERY important that you vote, even if it is to keep the fucking BNP out! Oh and now we know what Camerons thinking about too...


This next video is brilliant. How advertising should be...


Finally for the day, a little Stick man humour...


Have a top day off tomorrow peeps I will see you at some stage during the week...

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