'Avin' A Giraffe

The Bank Holiday Sunday Joint Pt I: Bacon is good for me, The Venn Diagram of Social Media, the idiot biker and the Colouring

Good evening and welcome to the Bank Holiday.. Hope your having a good weekend. First off this week, bacon is good for me! This child has to be one of the most spoilt little shits I have ever seen, I'm guessing he's gonna be regretting this vile little outburst in around 10 years time...

(via buzzfeed.com)

Secondly, a little geek humour, the Venn Diagram of Social Media..

Next up, the idiot biker. My question is why would you even try this with someone on the back of your motorbike??

(via kingerz)

And finally for this part, the Colouring. Take the audio from the Shining and add an animation of a childs colouring book and you have possibly the scariest video on the 'interwebz right now...

(The Colouring from Dan Britt on Vimeo.)

Cheers all, see you on the flip side!

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Dirty Joke: Fisting (NSFW)

This easily wins tw*t of the week...

"I was once with a girl who insisted I fist her. Couldn't hold it together as I just kept thinking this is the weirdest fucking glove puppet."

(via @baby_fat_head)

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Geek Humour: Two girls, One up

So I'm back from my break with the missus and slowly getting back into things. This ones for everyone that ever played Super Mario Brothers. If you didn't, you probably won't get it, lucky little mushroom...

(via sharkrobot.com)

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The Sunday Joint Pts I & II: Detroit blows, Tiger plays with own balls, Lucky Gets New Legs and Milkshake for Mr Ponting

Morning all, welcome to another silly-packed edition of the Sunday Joint. I'm going on holiday

tomorrow so its all in one part this week, no post tomorrow I'm afraid. Anyways first off, Detroit blows apparantly...

Secondly this week, Tiger Woods plays with his own balls according to N*ke..

Third up, Lucky the Tortoise gets some new prosthetics, weird!!

And finally for this part and the week, and just in case you missed it yesterday, Ricky Ponting gets hit in the face by a ball (again!)... Not that we laughed or anything, milkshake for Mr Ponting??

(Pictures via theage.com.au)

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and the week. Like I say no post tomorrow 'cos I'm off to Scarborough with the missus...

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Scary seventies public information films

A compilation of public safety films from the seventies this video really has got me thinking we are too soft (except when it comes to road safety) these days. Anyways I certainly remember being shown the one at the Sub Station and of course, I do remember the Green Cross Code Man (David Prowse); he visited our school when I was 4 or 5 and about a hundred of the boys wet themselves collectively when we found out he was the body inside Darth Vaders suit. Anyways watch the video below and feel safe...