Afternoon all. Hope you had a top Christmas. I've been taking a bit of a break from posting but fear not cos now I is back.
First up, what are the actual chances of being caught in an airborne terror attack? Check the chart below..
Morning all, hope you've had a top weekend.
First up, this is weird. An Indian-ised version of Jingle Bells. W.T.F?
Next up, Jesus Vs Santa. Some people I mean really..
RIP Jamie Goddard, I just found out. So very tragic, you will be missed man...
Morning all..
Yup, its Friday...
First up, from Buzzfeeds 2009’s Top 25 Most Ridiculous Uses Of Photoshop (quite a scary piece all in all), Victorias Secret Absent Butt Crack..
OK, a little political this one but kinda funny all the same. A group of NYC hipster cyclists repainted 14 blocks of cycle lanes after it was removed for safety and religious reasons. The city sandblasted away the paint markings in the largely Hasidic neighbourhood of Williamsburg as they “posed both a safety and religious hazard.”. Hon-est-ly, can't you kids get the frick along??
OK, if your easily offended or grossed out look away now. This is funny, but oh so very gross..
Next, Yale Students Vs Street Preacher...
Finally for today, Scar Wars, like Scar Face but in space. You wanna piece of me??!
This shit is incredible. Dude camps out by a phone box in the middle of the desert and has people call the phone box via skype/landline. Simples, oh and there is a Big Brother-esque live feed. Same meat, different gravy I guess..
Evening all.. Good weekend? Here's our weekly dose of what's been hot on the tubes..
First up, there's always one that takes it too far..
Next up, a genuine video for the James Perrys 2010 Mayor of New Orleans campaign. He's gotta win with slogans like "Are you shitting me??"..
Tw*t of the Week this week goes to the rather awesome @loadedsanta, guaranteed to ruin Christmas in 140 characters..
THis next picture is taken from Buzzfeed.com's 50 best protest signs of 2009 article. Honestly if your going to insult someone culturally, at least take the time to spell the insult correctly...
Website of the Week is a geeky one this week, but I don't care. Meet parcyle, your new favourite time waster.
Morning all, you remember flow charts right?..
I saw this earlier on and it was gonna make it into the Cocknose Review for this week and it may well still, but still, too funny...
I love this, but if your not a geek, or on Twitter you simply ain't gonna get it #webappcelebs.
And finally for the week, 101 aerodynamics. First off, surely this can't be done outdoors there would be too many varying factors. Secondly I'm not convinced its not a wire but anyhoozle, have a peep...
Have a top Friday und Saturday y'all. See you Sunday for the Sunday Joint
Hi all. First up today the amazing invisible man. Just WOW!! Loads more over at Hi-Fructose (via boingboing.net)...
Next up and finally for the post, Zombie Reagan. Yes that's right folks, in a vain effort by the Republican Party to regain some popularity, they have re-animated the corpse of Ronald Reagan. "When he moans, they're going to listen.". (Via theonion.com)
Ok, it's an oldie but a goodie. For those that have never seen this, this is the exploding whale, the 5th most watched video on der tubes. For the original story go here. The folks over at Asylum had a chat with Paul Linnman, the reporter who covered the story back in the day. I just love the bit when the guy in charge (is he stoned as well?) declares he doesn't know how much dynamite it will take. Not that much?
So if you remember sometime ago, Microsoft announced that they were partnering with the rather funny, if somewhat close to the bone, Family Guy to promote the launch of Windows 7. After M$ realised they were hardly suited bedfellows, they pulled out of the deal. However M$ has released some of the videos on their Youtube channel. Watch and don't ever say I don't do anything for you guys. Be aware these are kinda lame...
Evening all, late one today. Hope you've had a good weekend. As always BIIIIGGG shouts to the Lincoln Tweeps at #FridayDrinks, twas a top night with a good turn out with some new faces also. Anyhoozle, on with todays post. This first picture easily gets tw*t of the week...
Next up, check what happens when a Mini Van inadvertently takes on a wrecking ball, ca-runch!!
Website of the Week has to go to 27b/6 and the rather hilarious David Thorne. Just click on the link and read his email exchanges. They are brilliant, just like his Pie Charts...
Lastly this week, The Star Trek A-Team. Yup, you heard, you can thank me later..
Thats it y'all, have a good week, speak to you soon...
Well, I did warn you in the title of this post...
Anyhoozle, anyone check the PS22 Chorus and their (hate to be a bitch about it but, a little early, but rather awesome) welcoming in of the silly season?? No, well thats why I'm here. Ladies and Gents, singing a rather fantastic rendition of Run This Town by Jay-Z, the PS22 Chorus...
Ok, now I did warn you I would mess with your head. This next guy, he's like a toilet humour Banksy. He hi-jacks billboards. Ladies and Gents I give you, the Defecator!
Have a top weekend all, don't forget #FridayDrinks tonight, if your in the fair city of Lincoln do pop in and say hello... If you'd like to complain about me or my shit blog press the following button and tell your friends...
Its the return of the morning funnies, renamed the daily funnies and all in one post. Gees I'm good to you guys...
Novel to say the least..
Save the Children AND get a free lap dance?? Tell me where....
Finally for the day, I <3 the muppets, always have. If you don't then your just plain weird. This involved over 70 of them including Animal; its so good to see the guys at Muppet Studios still hard at it. Anyhoozle get this...
