Morning all, you remember flow charts right?..
I saw this earlier on and it was gonna make it into the Cocknose Review for this week and it may well still, but still, too funny...
I love this, but if your not a geek, or on Twitter you simply ain't gonna get it #webappcelebs.
And finally for the week, 101 aerodynamics. First off, surely this can't be done outdoors there would be too many varying factors. Secondly I'm not convinced its not a wire but anyhoozle, have a peep...
Have a top Friday und Saturday y'all. See you Sunday for the Sunday Joint
Welcome back to part II. First off this kid has some serious moves, but what do you reckon. 5 year old kid or advanced android??
Secondly, direct from the sex advice pages of the LA Weekly, a simple question about tossing her salad;
Hello! I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for about a year and a half. It is amazing! We are both very GGG, and it is by far the best sexual relationship that I have ever had. But there is one thing that has been bugging me, and it’s the only thing I feel like I can’t share with him. My boyfriend really enjoys tossing my salad. I enjoy it! We love it! Here’s the problem: He kisses me when he is done.
Now I am not one of these people who is grossed out about sex-related things. I love it messy and sloppy. If he kisses me after eating my pussy, I’m fine with that. But kissing me after he eats my ass? I hate it! It tastes awful! It ruins the rest of the sex for me! I’ve heard the old "Well, imagine what it tastes like for him" adage, but he really does enjoy it, and I do, too… just not the kissing after. I’m not sure what to do about this. I am afraid that telling him would offend him and that he will stop doing it. (I do like having my salad tossed!) Am I being selfish? Should I tell him? Suck it up?
Bad Taste In My Mouth
One never permits one’s boyfriend—or one’s youth pastor or one’s president—to place his tongue in one’s butt if it isn’t clean and fresh. Because when one allows one’s boyfriend to stick his tongue in one’s butt, BTIMM, one is vouching for the edibility of one’s ass. When one consents to having one’s salad tossed—are people referring to anilingus in that way again?—one is saying to one’s partner, "My ass is clean enough for your mouth. Have at it."
It is entirely reasonable for one’s boyfriend—or one’s youth pastor or one’s president—to assume that if one’s butt is clean enough to receive his tongue, his tongue is clean enough, post-salad-tossing, to be received in the mouth of the person whose salad he has just tossed.
So are you are being selfish? Perhaps you are. But we are, each of us, allowed a hang-up or two. You should inform the boyfriend that you’re not into kissing after anal-oral contact. But you must present this news to him as your problem, not his, as a hang-up of yours. If he likes you well enough, and enjoys eating your ass as much as he seems to, he may be willing to take a few extra steps—mouthwash on the nightstand? A quick swipe with a warm washcloth?—to accommodate your squeamishness.
(via laweekly.com)And finally for the week:
Old Jokes Home:
Kid: Mum, Mum, why has Dad got his dick
stuck in the biscuit tin?
Mum: Don't worry, he's f**king crackers
Have a top one peeps!
CHICAGO - While moderates, Christians, Hindus, and even atheists reveled in the inclusive nature of President Obama’s inaugural address, one group feels left out in the cold. “We want recognition, rights, and we want them now. Probably,” said agnostic minister Pete Handsworn at a rally here Friday night. Over 50 people gathered in Grant Park to protest what they feel was a Presidential snub. In his address on Tuesday, President Obama acknowledged Christians, Muslims, Hindus and even, significantly, “those who do not believe”. “So you throw a bone to the atheists but leave us to fend for ourselves,” said handsworn, “We’re not sure how we feel about that.” The agnostics would have preferred Obama say “And those who do not believe or are not sure whether they believe or not.” Signs at the rally expressed the group’s feelings. Placards bore the slogans “We’re here, we’re agnostic, at least for now!” “Obama may have forgotten us!” “Uncertain Rigths!” and “We demand inclusion if possible!” Although Handsworn tended to speak most for the group, an official leader had not yet been chosen for the movement. “We’re holding off until we get more information about each other,” said one participant who was unsure whether to give her name. (By Acedtect@SuBBrilliant News)
