Oh and;
Farah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God tells her she can have anything she wants and asks her what she would like. She replies, "I'd like all my children protecting."
So god kills Michael Jackson.
You didn't think I'd leave you without one did you? Take care I shall see you soon.
That is all.
So of course, by now you would have heard, Michael Jackson is dead. A very sad moment for music in general, it is kind of sad also to watch the vultures swoop in and say they always loved him. Anyways forget the jokes (some of which have been good) and forgot the bullshit rumours, in simple tribute to the definitive king of pop and his rather brilliant music, its those crazy prison inmates with their tribute to the man.
And finally, just one more reason to hate our wonderful tabloid press;
So I found this over on Phillyd.tv. Front handspring, full court shot. George I hope your watching this...
Q. What's yellow and hides in Afghanistan?
A. The Talibanana.
So it's a world shattering topic that everyone's talking about at the moment - Autotune; Good or Evil? We'll leave it up to you to decide, but just to prove that IT CAN make anyone can sound good/comedy, here are two videos from @autotunethenews. There are many more over at their youtube page but in my opinion these are two of the best...
Obama Flashback
Martin Luther King sings
(via @autotunethenews/schmoyoho)
Second part late this week, no apologies, at least you got something funny to show people at work tomorrow ;)!
First off I love this, a letter to Robert De Niro. I think the guys got a point and De Niro could make a mint out of this!
(via markmaynard.com)
and to finish off, an old joke;
An Irishman was driving along the motorway when he was overtaken by a lorry transporting turf to a garden centre. 'That's what I'll do when I'm rich', he says to his wife. 'Have me lawn taken away to be cut'.
Enjoy your week!
Morning all. In the first part of this weeks Sunday Joint, lifes big questions as answered by the much hyped computational knowledge engine Wolfram Alpha.
They are many other very funny ones over on the original article on Buzzfeed.com
Next up some oldies but goodies, Snatch Vs Starwars:
So if we're doing Star Wars fan videos, I can't not include this. Geek humour at its best:
Welcome back to part II of the Sunday/Monday Joint. First off this clip is a promo for a Cartoon Network game show called BrainRush. Watch as this kid totally freaks out on a rollercoaster...
Secondly, a rather odd billboard poster from the States..
And finally and to see you off into the week, an old joke:
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent.""Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back."I'm so tired of chardonnay."
