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Morning all. Top Sunday? Plans for Monday ? First off this is a little stoopid maybe, but it sure looks a lot of fun. Wait for the sports car about half way through.


So there is a reason they tell you to keep back from the platform edge at Intercity stations, I just never knew it was this good.


(via @topcat29/original photo @lliswerryguy)

Now this one is just weird, the Talking Raven. He Sounds like Barry freaking White or something..



And finally for the week, possibly the worst charity advertising ever, see below..


Cheers all have a top short week (last one before Christmas!) and I shall see you all next week..

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Good evening and welcome to the Bank Holiday.. Hope your having a good weekend. First off this week, bacon is good for me! This child has to be one of the most spoilt little shits I have ever seen, I'm guessing he's gonna be regretting this vile little outburst in around 10 years time...

(via buzzfeed.com)

Secondly, a little geek humour, the Venn Diagram of Social Media..



Next up, the idiot biker. My question is why would you even try this with someone on the back of your motorbike??


(via kingerz)

And finally for this part, the Colouring. Take the audio from the Shining and add an animation of a childs colouring book and you have possibly the scariest video on the 'interwebz right now...

(The Colouring from Dan Britt on Vimeo.)

Cheers all, see you on the flip side!




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This easily wins tw*t of the week...
"I was once with a girl who insisted I fist her. Couldn't hold it together as I just kept thinking this is the weirdest fucking glove puppet."

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So I'm back from my break with the missus and slowly getting back into things. This ones for everyone that ever played Super Mario Brothers. If you didn't, you probably won't get it, lucky little mushroom...

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Morning all, welcome to another silly-packed edition of the Sunday Joint. I'm going on holiday
tomorrow so its all in one part this week, no post tomorrow I'm afraid. Anyways first off, Detroit blows apparantly...


Secondly this week, Tiger Woods plays with his own balls according to N*ke..


Third up, Lucky the Tortoise gets some new prosthetics, weird!!


And finally for this part and the week, and just in case you missed it yesterday, Ricky Ponting gets hit in the face by a ball (again!)... Not that we laughed or anything, milkshake for Mr Ponting??


(Pictures via theage.com.au)

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and the week. Like I say no post tomorrow 'cos I'm off to Scarborough with the missus...

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A compilation of public safety films from the seventies this video really has got me thinking we are too soft (except when it comes to road safety) these days. Anyways I certainly remember being shown the one at the Sub Station and of course, I do remember the Green Cross Code Man (David Prowse); he visited our school when I was 4 or 5 and about a hundred of the boys wet themselves collectively when we found out he was the body inside Darth Vaders suit. Anyways watch the video below and feel safe...



(via dangale)

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I really can't say much on this cos I can't stop laughing....
(via @lostmoya)

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Just found this on buzzfeed.com and it certainly ain't Hitchcock. In the running to be the worst looking film ever, I mean come on, try harder. I don't feel wrong/bad/arrogant in saying that my films look a damn sight bettter than this and all I had was a DV camcorder and an old laptop.



(via buzzfeed.com)

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Afternoon all. Hope your having a reasonable start to the week. First off, the megawoosh part of a viral marketing campaign for Microsoft, this video is really cool but most definately a fake




Secondly, bad subtitles..

(via probablybadnews.com)

And lastly, and in honour of Usain Bolts insane smashing of the 100m yesterday, an old joke...

Usain Bolt goes to the clubhouse in Augusta and asks
to become a member. The secretary says: "I'm
sorry, Sir, we can't accept you here but there's a
multi-racial club 10 minutes down the road."
He replies: "But I'm Usain Bolt!"
"Ok. Five minutes down the road".
(via popbitch.com)

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Morning all hope you've had a good weekend so far. First off this week, a new
phenomena protest bombs. Check the sign in the middle of the shot.


Secondly for this part, the true definition of salmonella. See below...


Cheers all, have a top Sunday and I'll catch you on the flipside.

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For when a plain brown paper bag just won't do..

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Possibly the funniest viral video, ever. Computer maker MSI are running a competition to see who can make the funniest video clip for the promotion of their new series of laptops, the X-Slim. At less than 3 pounds and less than an inch thick they are pretty svelte devices. Anyways this video was posted two days ago, make of it what you will, it's pretty damn funny!!



(via @JustinReid/original story from Mashable)

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Morning all. Good weekend? I hope so, here's your start of the week burst of funnies. First off we've all heard about people losing there jobs because of stoopid posts on facebook/twitter etc. Well get this...



Secondly for this part, some inappropriately placed advertising...


and lastly for this part and the week and just because it looks frakkin' brilliant, the Zombieland trailer. I really cannot wait for this to come out...




(via PhillyD.tv)

That is all, have a top week and I shall see you next time.

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Hi all, hope you've had a good weekend. First off this week I'd like to give a BIG shoutout to the Lincoln Twitterati who I had the pleasure of meeting (most of them) at Lincolns first Tweet Up this past Friday. A top eve was had by all and I very much look forward to the next one and also the Social Media discussion group suggested during the night. Basically anyone that is on Twitter and in the Lincoln area is welcome, for more details and future events keep your eye on the #FridayDrinks posterous page here. And yes I did see the sunrise the morning after cos thats just how I roll!

Anyways on with this weeks issue. First off, Love my Nuts, a sensational cut up of one those ridiculous hour long commercials that only ever seem to come out of the States (no offence guys but they do!). It really does prove that you shouldn't say ANYTHING in front of a camera, EVER!


(via rbelluso)

Second for this part, the Old Jokes Home.

Q. Did you hear about the queer Australian?
A. He couldn't get out of Sydney
(via Mrs Berrie)

And lastly for this part, the MJ repair wizard. See the pic below...

(via popjam.com)

Keep on smiling peeps..

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A termite walks into a pub and says,
"Is the bar tender here?"

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Hi all hope you had a good weekend and a reasonable start to the week. First off for this part, this picture was taken in a pub near where I live. I mean, I know times are tight but just one chip? C'mon...


Next up, the funniest thing to come out of golf in a long while and proving that all blokes find farts funny. Listen out around the 12 second mark..


(via buzzfeed.com)

And finally for this part and the week, B-Boy and a Bulldog have a throwdown in the street...



(via buzzfeed.com)

Have a top week, see you all next time.

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Afternoon all how's your weekend so far? First off the big question (as always on 'Avin A Giraffe), is Lady Ga Ga a man? Go to full size on the video below, skip to the 1:10 mark and watch very closely. As always we will leave it up to you...






And lastly for this part, the quick brown fox. What your teachers told you is true..



Have a top day all.

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