For @Rachaelblogs for cheering me up this afternoon...

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely Welshman.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear,

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

Morning all. OK so if you haven't already take a look at the survey below this post. Its important ok. Also take a look at the Sxip Shirey post below that one. The beats are awesome, and the man himself actually stopped by this very blog *lets out a little bit of wee*. Anyways enough gushing...

This is amazing. Filmed at 9000 frames a second this minute and a half long video actually covers less than two seconds in real time. Watch...

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These guys may a lot to Goldie Lookin Chain, but it's still piss funny. Stolen (like a true Newportian I believe) from the wonderful Miss Blogs. Innit. Like...

Like I said in my tweet yesterday you guys are gonna hate Sxip and his beats. They're really bad, you just won't enjoy them. It's just it means so much to me, it speaks to me. Its all about NYC and I've never been. In all seriousness Jim, you probably won't like this: I wouldn't even bother pressing play mate...

Morning all. Long time no post, sorry. Been busy and all. Well mostly hanging out on sickipedia. And entertaining Americans (Hi Christine ;)) Here's your post...

One for the boys and a touch not safe for week if you happen upon this in the morn.

You can thank me later...