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Daily Funnies: The 'Bulging Dick' Edition

Morning all. 

This'll warm the cockles of your heart...


Now heres a gaffe you wouldn't want to make...


Thats it. Get off my land!

See ya!

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Friday Funnies: The 'did you put your X in my box' Edition

Ha, morning all! Whats the go then? I deliberately wrote this post last night (or tonight if you wanna get all David Lynch about it) because you know its gonna be the first thing on yo mommas lips. The election that is, not my n...

Point is I've voted but I'm already bored of talking about it (and theres another reason I didn't post yesterday) and well, this is a funnies blog sooooo....

Don't tell me you wouldn't abuse your powers???



Three words.. Tree Clit Ring.. Yup..


OK go on then I'll give you a couple of election themed videos. I'd just like to note this is not me getting political. This, as always, is about taking the pisssssss.....

First up the cover of Pulps Common People by William Shatner, Ben Folds and Joe Jackson. With a twist. David Cameron Met a Black Man by Tim Ireland...


And finally from the always awesome Dan Bull, the fourth election debate, the rap battle...


Go on then. I found this and couldn't resist. I make no apologies. The Notorious H.I.T.


I genuinely do hope we're not stuck with the Tories at the time this posts... *update* WE ARE FUCKED!!

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The Sunday Joint: The 'Whats David Cameron thinking about' Edition

Evening all. Good long weekend so far? Remember we still have Monday to go!!

First up, this guy is so trustworthy, I can tell :-S...


Now then, really? Apparently this makes a great wedding gift...


Election day Thursday and whilst I never get political on this blog it is VERY important that you vote, even if it is to keep the fucking BNP out! Oh and now we know what Camerons thinking about too...


This next video is brilliant. How advertising should be...


Finally for the day, a little Stick man humour...


Have a top day off tomorrow peeps I will see you at some stage during the week...

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Daily Funnies: The 'Born Free (to throw eggs at each other)' Edition

Morning all.

Aside from being a rocking tune, the latest from MIA, Born Free, also has a rather exceptional and scary video from Romain Gavras...




And for those that haven't seen it yet, the Ukrainian Parliament falling apart earlier this week, watch...

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The Sunday Joint: The "I'm the journalist here" edition

Evening all. Good weekend? Obviously ignore the title of this post. I have never claimed to be a journalist and embrace new media and all its wonders. Now if you called me an amateur film maker and avid blogger, that I feel is somehow more accurate...

Anyways Iron Man is out taking revenge. Check it...



Ahahahaaa. Bringing Sexy Back...


I know you always wanted to know how to build your own sex dungeon soooo...


And finally, two of the worlds craziest woman get on a bus....


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Have a good week y'all. Remember no deviation from the path of true journalism. If you see something newsworthy on the street, report it to the Sun or something....

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Old Jokes Home

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.       
 I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said.  'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns  out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have  no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?'   

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