That's it for today have a top week and I shall see you all during. I'm hoping this week that I get another tweet from @veronica. If I do, no doubt I'll be gushing about it on twtr.... ;-D
Morning all. Hope your having a good week so far. I know its Thursday, bad schisse, but then its Friday very soon, I promise. I will also try and refrain from any 'i', tampon or pad jokes. Maybe.
First up, Pain - Star Trek Remix, this one is for my good Twuddies @alantshearer and @wolfruna (I did notice no countdown girl yesterday guys, will be expecting a return to form today ;-)). If your on twitter go look them up. They're both very funny guys.
OMG check the stupidity of this, Tramp Stamp to meet a w*nker.
Thats it y'all, go do some work and I will catch you on the flipside.
Morning all. Hope you've had a good weekend. Straight on with the show...
First up, this was probably a really bad idea...
Next, I posted one of these the other day and there are loads more out there GodBothererTV gets Fresh Princed and Star Wars'd...
Tw*t of the Week this week goes to @wolfruna for this little pearler...
Next up, a selection of the best pranks from internet superstar Remi Gaillard. Just brilliant!
Website of the Week goes to possibly the whitest website on the internet to date, understandrap.com, a site where 1. You can add a rap lyric you just don't get. 2. Add an explanation of a rap lyric someone else just doesn't get. Its a valuble service, I don't know why you snigger??
Finally for this week, Clunk Click Every Trip, a drum and bass remix of some classic UK PSA's, just for a bit of noise on a Sunday morn. Have a top week all, if you need me, you know where to find me..
Yup, its Friday peeps, welcome..
Just in case you had your head stuck the sand the day before yesterday, Banksy, yes Banksy, has made a film. Its due to be premièred as the Spotlight Selection at this years Sundance festival, billed as "the worlds first street art disaster movie". Forget about the hype, that's all you need to know. Oh and the trailer of course, Exit Through The Gift Shop..
Morning all.
First up, the Giant Penis Snail or Geoduck as it is correctly known. It is actually a species of saltwater clam, but hey I'm a child so...
And finally for today, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes. He may be a bit of a cock but ultimately he's still pretty funny. Watch out for Steve Carrells gag also...
Morning all. Good weekend? Of course shouts to my tweeps at #FridayDrinks on well, Friday. Something about a "Top night.." @topcat29??
Anyhoozle, on with the show..
First up, 28 Drinks Later. Directed by Nicholaus Goossen for Nick Swardson's Comedy Central DVD "Seriously, Who Farted?", this video is very, very funny..
Website of the Week has to go to the Crowland Mountain Rescue Team. If you don't get the irony of that, go find out how flat that part of East Anglia is... Brilliantly subtle and equally funny, good work guys!
Next and most definitely NSFW, Confused Wolf... (Ah nature, how we've laughed at thine confused ways, eh @Wilson_Matthew!?)
Next up, the Nexus One: The "Fuck you iPhone" Phone. Its about to fuck with your shit, hard! (NSFW)
And lastly for today, prepare to be blown away 1. By how cool this guy is & 2. By how chilled you are about to get. The video is made by the same guy (BD) who made the Dub FX video we posted not so long ago. Ladies and Gents I give you, Reggie Watts I Just Want To. He's doing that (with help of some rather well placed effects) all himself. Enjoy and I shall see you in the week...
Next up, have you ever bought any electrical goods off of ebay from maybe Japan or China with those terrible English translations in the instructions? This isn't electronics, but still, Lost in Translation?..
Old Jokes Home
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked
the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:
"Freeze, muthafucka!"
This is just bizarre, worlds tallest man meets worlds smallest man...
And finally for your Friday, and only to make you wince, Teenage Mean Turtle...
Thats it, its over. Get back to work and I will see you Sunday. If you do see anything funny on your travels, either on the web or on the street, feel free to snap it on your phone and send it to me at the usual places. If you don't then feel free to share this post with your mates using the buttons below. Also its Lincolns #FridayDrinks this evening. If you havn't been before, feel free to come along and show your face, we don't all bite.. ;-)
Its alright peeps its Thursday already. Here to see you through the day is your daily dose of funnies. First up, we've had a lot of these what you see is what you here Coldcut style music/film mashups here on the Giraffe but this has to be my favourite so far, simply because it sounds like Autechre who I was obsessed with when I was back at college. Ladies and Gents I present Skynet Symphonic...
Morning all. So remember that incident with a certain supermarket and the 'gingers' Christmas card? Well it appears a certain well known High Street chocolatier is now selling the poor little blighters dipped in chocolate...
Next up, it appears if you bought communion wafers you might want some...
Hi all. Been having a break from it all over the Chrimbo/New Year period. Of course someone made it to to 30 as well. Anyways I am back for the year now, and kicking it off with a big one. Hope you had a good one..
Next up, you may be well aware that Roomba's, those genius robotic vacuum cleaners, are able to charge themselves once they are out of juice. But only with a docking station. Intel Labs Marvin robot however is about to change that game as it can detect when a wall outlet is nearby, plug itself in and charge itself off of that. Bow down, robot overlords, yada yada...
Next up, a new trend in American prisons, tattooing your eyes, yup you heard. Not your eyelids, not even your eyebrows, your eyes! Now aside from the fact these dudes look like they have been infected with the black oil and not to say that I am against tattooing because ultimately I am not (if done well), you guys are idiots!!!
Tw*t of the Holidays has to go to @lesanto and his rather warped sense of humour. It is great to have you back sir!
Finally, what's wrong with this picture (Hint: read the caption at the bottom)?
That's all folks, have a top week I shall catch you soon.
