Ha great post Pip.
See as a boy you probably would’ve have been given the opportunity to play with many dolls like the on in your post. However, a mechanical penis - seriously that’s taking it all a bit too far isn’t it? I don’t know why I get a real uneasy feeling about the guy in the advert, he looks as though he’s quite used to getting pee’d on, he looks strangely comfortable about it all. Suspicious! Plus he’s got that look that you wouldn’t really let him near a real baby…doesn’t he?
Anyway, good post, looking forward to your next - always nice to have a little giggle on a Friday morning.

Fab post! Babt PeePee made me dribble my vino! As for the mechanical penis Rach, I had one of them once but that a whole other tale :o)