A bin man was collecting the rubbish, but one house
hadn't put its bin out so he knocked on the door.
It was Jonathan Ross' house.
Bin man: Where's yer bin?
Jonathan Ross: Er, sorry I was in the toilet
Bin man: So, where's yer BIN?
JR: I was in the toilet
Bin man: No where's your WHEELY BIN?
JR: OK, I weally been having a wank.