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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
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Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius 

(Taken from the letters pages of Viz, via BB)

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk I have a work station…

Have a great day people!

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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

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Q: What does the US Airlines flight which crash-landed
in the Hudson have in common with the film Top Gun?

A: A plane went down and Goose died.


(Via PopBitch)

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