A 96 year old man goes into a chemist and asks for viagra. The elderly man then requests that each tablet be cut up into quarters. The pharmacist says 'sure i can do that, but you realise a quarter won't give you a full erection?' the old man replies 'i'm 96 i'm too old for that game. I just want them to work a bit so i don't piss on my slippers.'

(Via MB)