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While there is a certain argument that suggests this has nothing to do with politics, to us it's a bit too much of a coincidence. Ever since google earth has been available to the general public, you have never been able to get a shot of the White House from above. Or rather you can, but it has been 'fuzzed'. Merely two days before the great mans inauguration, you can suddenly see the White House from above. Google puts this down to a change in the agency supplying the pictures, the first (U.S. Geological, a government agency) over to the second (Digital Globe, a private company). We'll leave it to you to decide. Full article courtesy of the man, Rafe Needleman over at Cnets webware...

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Bill Hicks infamous cut from Letterman was finally aired last night. David Letterman apologised to Bill Hicks mother after cutting him from a show 15 years ago.

 “Let me again apologize for the heartache and sadness my decision caused your family,” Letterman told Hicks’ mother. “I appreciate you saying that,” she said.

Heres the vid..

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This is very funny - Two city construction road signs near the University of Texas were hacked Monday morning warning the residents of Austin that a zombie attack was imminent.Personally I don't think we see enough of this in the UK but if you do, please let us know.





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This picture is taken in a laneway near where I live. It is apparently, a constant battle between the residents and the 'local hoodies'. I wouldn't post this if they'd got it right but this seemed particularly special! Ordinarily they join the 'L' to the 'I' to make a 'U' but I've never seen it done this way before. I do wonder if they realised afterwards??



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Fresh from this weeks popbitch..


Old Jokes Home:
"Dr, would you kiss me?" says the patient.
"No", says the doctor. "You are a very beautiful
woman but it's against my code of ethics.

"Please, just one kiss", she asks again.
"It's totally out of the question" he replies.
"Strictly speaking you shouldn't even be sucking my cock."

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A 96 year old man goes into a chemist and asks for viagra. The elderly man then requests that each tablet be cut up into quarters. The pharmacist says 'sure i can do that, but you realise a quarter won't give you a full erection?' the old man replies 'i'm 96 i'm too old for that game. I just want them to work a bit so i don't piss on my slippers.'
(Via MB)

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An eager wife surprises her husband with a pole dancing kit, with hilarious results.

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This could be so useful in many situations and such a wide range of swear words too! Someone has a bit too much spare time I feel..

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This guy has built the worlds longest motorbike and is seen here riding it. Kinda pointless but funny all the same. Thanks to William Wright# for the heads up on this one. Oh and he's from Lincolnshire. Come marvel at what we do to pass the time in the sticks...

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To be honest, it does all sound a little bit X-Files with some Clockwork Orange thrown in for good measure but do bear in mind that the Japanese are already using RFID (embedded in mobile phones) to pay for their McDonalds. How long before you have a chip that knows how far away from home you are and sets the lights/shower/heating accordingly? It is well within the realms of possibility already. The point is, it's very interesting to see the US government talk so openly about new technology. Bring on the future I say!

(Video via truthed.com)

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We've all done it and it is easy to do. This site will never be a political soapbox but this series is our tribute to possibly one of the biggest idiots in history.

"Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."
Washington DC, 2 May, 2007

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Jivebrow featuring awesome eighties electro outfit Freestyle with the dancefloor classic Don't Stop the Rock.. Watch for the balloon scratch at the end. Brilliant!

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At Urlesque's ROFL thing in NYC recently, Jessica Amason set up a video booth to record what people think of the web in general. Look out for Tron-Guy at the beginning. 

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Spoof iPhone ad from Saturday Night Live in the US. It was apparantly pulled at the last minute but then some bright spark placed it on youtube. Gawd bless the interwebz..

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This guy discovered Chewbacca from Star Wars trapped in his nightstand. Just watch and see..

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Australian Police have apprehended a 23 year old man who has been charged with four counts of breaking and entering the Laneway Adult Shop in Cairns Australia.

While inside the man would get a hold of a blow-up sex doll named “Jungle Jane,” take it out to the back alley and have sex with it. He would clean himself up after, but leave the dolls in the alleyway.

Police have even conducted DNA samples from the dolls. Though the man is unidentified, the man police arrested resided in the suburb of Manunda.

(via yeahthatsodd.com)

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Some data on how social networks have now overtaken porn in the UK, in terms of Internet traffic. So there is a better use for the web then?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk I have a work station…

Have a great day people!

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From Cnet News, a story on how Boeing recently shot down an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) using a HumVee mounted laser. Quite impressive for a fast moving target. Although I'm with Paul Miller over at Engadget when he says, "Of course, once the robots get lasers, we're all done for!" - Boeing: We zapped a UAV with a laser

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Not much to say except watch for the other presenters, who don't appear bothered in anyway..

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Put it this way, we laughed, so I wouldn't feel bad when you do!

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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

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A San Francisco investment banker with quite a history of DUIs was out driving on January 11th 2005 when he hit, and killed 55-year-old Gurdeep Kaur. Lee Harbert, the driver fled the scene.

The story that Mr Herbert stuck to was that he hit a deer. Releasing  him from the need to stop and assist with whatever he had just ran over. Originally police reports were for a burgundy Jaguar, and Lee’s was black.  No way it could have been him.

Police later searched his house and computer. They searched his recent queries in Google and found these recent search terms: “auto parts, auto dealers out-of-state; auto glass, Las Vegas; auto glass reporting requirements to law enforcement, auto theft.” The one that did him in, was this gem, “hit-and-run” which he followed to a website that had the news story on the hit-and-run he committed.

Convicted, and later sentenced to three years in prison. Harbert attempted  to appeal just last week, but was denied.

(via yeahthatsodd.com)


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But still, classic! Via caseywright#

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T-Shirt found on sale in Japan.. Funny, I always thought I had gotten away with it via caseywright#

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More goodness from Americas Finest News Source 


GREENFIELD, OH—A local teenager, standing on the corner of Spring Street and Dunlap Lane, is clearly up to some kind of no good, neighborhood sources reported Thursday. 
"Just look at him," said Bob Page, one of several men and women currently watching the 14-year-old from their living room window. "That boy's definitely up to something."

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Filmwatch:

Mum and Dad

I fully cannot wait to see this film, it has been released already but I doubt it will make it to the one cinema in Lincoln! A trip up to the girl in Mancs or down sarf is called for. Gnarly British horror, proving that we can do it when we try full review via Fortean Times here..

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Q: What does the US Airlines flight which crash-landed
in the Hudson have in common with the film Top Gun?

A: A plane went down and Goose died.


(Via PopBitch)

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