There was a blind prostitute in our town. You really had to hand it to her.
(via @alantshearer)
If you can't have a sense of humour in death when the hell can you. Picked from buzzfeed.com's 35 awesome tombstones, here are two of the funniest..
This came about last week but for those that haven't seen it yet, more reality mashup excellence from cassetteboy..
Evening all, running behind today, hence the lateness. Hope all is well, today is a bumper edition cos I won't have time to do a Monday Joint this week, first up stirring up sentiment in freshwater..
So your bored, you get a new taser in the post, so of course you gotta play with it... Why, oh why???
I <3 my tweeps, especialy @fyreflye, cos shes lurvely! ;-)
RT @fyreflye RT @iantalbot: My wife apparently wanders the streets of London looking for images like this... http://bit.ly/33nKBf rofl!
Kids always read the bottle before using a new shower product...
This father always told his son to read the labels of anything he eats or uses that is questionable, but does he listen? To his mortifying shame, this lesson will go down in infamy.
Call me sexist, I don't care it's time us blokes fought back anyways...
An awesome cover of LCD Soundsystems Someone Great using only a cello and a loop pedal, freakin' awesome...
Evenin' all. Hope your Sunday is good, here's a few things to see you through to Monday laughing.. First up from onzin.com, and there picture list of 25 defaced dollar bills, this in my eyes is the funniest..
Next up, should you use Comic Sans, the infamous shit font. Well I know the answer, do you?? Here's a little flow chart to help you decide..
And finally for this part, optical illusion, UFO or the end of the world? You decide.. This was apparently spotted over the sky's of Moscow recently..
Morning all and welcome to your Sunday. First up, a genuine set of DS games from Imagine, A division of Ubisoft. I do feel the obvious titles 'Imagine: Obedient Lady Wife' and 'Imagine: Chained to the Kitchen Sink' are missing...
Website of the Week
This weeks WotW is a corker of a time waster, as well as being highly informative, especially if your looking for something to do. Pull the lever peeps, over at showoffbook.com..
Now I hate to laugh at the homeless but this was apparantly a real contest in Belgium to publicise their plight and to "..improve the self-esteem of the girls involved..". You'd do everyone of them and you know it!
Morning all, hope your transition back into the working week isn't too harsh. First up for this part, this freaky looking kid loves his cat as you can see..
Next up, Barack (you don't mind if I call you Barack do you?), your the worlds hero without really doing that much. Surely on those grounds Gordon Brown deserves a Nobel peace prize, or maybe me?? Did no one tell the committee that his country's at war?
And finally for this part and the week, being spanked by the Lord. I mean WTF!?!?
Tw*t of the Week
This weeks TotW comes from the oh so voyeuristic @shhdontellsteve. Basically a guy spies on his flatmate Steve, and then tweets it for our pleasure... Kinda wrong but I gotta say I have been laughing!
Morning all, hope your Monday is going well. First off for this part, Google only says these things cos we tell it to. Thats right peeps Google learns and remembers what other people type into it, therefore who the fuck typed these little beautys in..
I hope they get their money back from the Halloween store when they return those “Angry Protester” costumes.
Morning all, hope your having a top lazy Sunday. First off a shout out to the #FridayDrinks crew for another top evening. It was great to some old friends as well as meet new faces. Also I was interviewed by @lesanto for media140.org on my use of Twitter. Keep your eye on the FridayDrinks blog for a rundown of the eve and details of the next event.
Anyways on with this weeks post, first up the top 100 YouTube moments in 2:47...
Website of the Week
Ok in a pickle over your expenses? Shitting yourself in case your boss sees your receipts? Then feel free to use this weeks WoW, the expense-a-steak.
Eric Spiegelman took 130 photos from a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York and made a video… of the president's ROBOT SMILE!!!!
To the tune of Hey there, Delilah, an awesome tribute to Cthulhu. What's that? Who are the Cthulhu? Get the hell offa my website!!
The Psychrolutes marcidus, aka blobfish, is a fish that adapted to the deep(800m) waters off the Australian coast. For the full article go here.