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Morning all.

Aside from being a rocking tune, the latest from MIA, Born Free, also has a rather exceptional and scary video from Romain Gavras...




And for those that haven't seen it yet, the Ukrainian Parliament falling apart earlier this week, watch...

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Evening all. Good weekend? Obviously ignore the title of this post. I have never claimed to be a journalist and embrace new media and all its wonders. Now if you called me an amateur film maker and avid blogger, that I feel is somehow more accurate...

Anyways Iron Man is out taking revenge. Check it...



Ahahahaaa. Bringing Sexy Back...


I know you always wanted to know how to build your own sex dungeon soooo...


And finally, two of the worlds craziest woman get on a bus....


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Have a good week y'all. Remember no deviation from the path of true journalism. If you see something newsworthy on the street, report it to the Sun or something....

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.       
 I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said.  'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns  out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
  no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?'
  

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Morning all.

Gosh that flip-flop is sooooo far away. Man...



Gaga is the police line...


Now for an optical illusion. Prepare to have your mind blown. Or not...


Spare a minute for Jesus??



Q: What's the difference between Eyjafjallajoekull and Cheryl Cole? 

A: Eyjafjallajoekull has been blowing Ash this week.

Have a top weekend everyone I will see you next week...

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Morning all, come marvel at rock band Creed getting pwned by the internet meme Shreds, ace!



I guess this kid shouldn't have tried to play his parents...

(click on the picture for a larger version)

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Evening all. Good weekend? Little life lesson, never mix bourbon and sambuca in the same night. It hurts...

This first one comes via @rachaelblogs...


Fancy some sex with Not-Quite-Beyonce??
Has anyone noticed how Tom Cruise is shrinking??


This one may take you a couple of seconds but it is a genuine advert for lube I'm told...


Now this next video is in no way funny. I was disgusted tbh. This is from one of these tea party gatherings where a bunch of right wing red neck Americans get together and protest what seem to be some very sensible reforms to the ailing healthcare system in the US. Keeping in mind that these guys are meant to be Christian, I think baby Jesus would cry at their actions here....


Thats it. Have a good return to work and I will see you Tuesday...

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Morning all. OMG its Friday again, how fantastic!


First up, do you reckon the #DailyFail even realised how funny this headline is??


I just gotta post this video I know you will love it. From the always excellent Pomplamoose, September by Earth Wind and Fire...


It has been a week of bizarre headlines I reckon. Here's another one (click the pic to go to the original story)...


Old Jokes Home:
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor shakes his
head and says, "I'm sorry but you're going to
have to stop masturbating".

"Why?" asks the man.

"Because I'm trying to examine you".


Ok finally for the day, ready for 25 seconds of pure antipodean cute overload??


Have a top weekend all. I'm off to a wedding (Congrats Adam and Louise) so the post on Sunday may be a bit late. Enjoy... ;) 


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Morning all.

First up, I think thats former Australian Prime Minister John Howard puckering up...


Ahh standing cat, now we know why you were looking...

 

Back to work slackers, have a good one...

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Morning all.

First up I'm not impressed by this even as a Transformers fan. Its just, well, he's so proud of his ridiculous creation...


 

Ok so todays internetz challange. Go to the lego.com website and make it swear. Funniest one gets a pair of James Mums pants. See below...



Hehe! Have a good one y'all, see you on the flipside...

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Evening all. Good weekend?

Nothing like an explosion to get things started. Texas stadium in Dallas, former home of the Dallas Cowboys. I've seen a bridge demolished in Clearwater, Florida and I can confirm they really do get that excited...



You can get everything at this car wash...


This would be so great for getting rid of people...

 

This has to be the best placing for two signs ever. Or the worst...


Once again that is it. Enjoy your week, I will see you soon....

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Friday again. Only one thing for it...

You know you've done bad when this happens..



Next up, A very funny advertising fail. Just bizarre...



This dear friends, is the truth...


Final for the day, the awesome Buffalo Bill scene from Silence of the Lambs reimagined, as a musical, in lego. Yup, really...

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Afternoon all. Good long weekend? Apologies for the no post yesterday. I can't remember where I was but it was no where near a computer put it that way.

Anyways first up, Weird Al is a grammer nerd, watch...


 

Oh dear...


This next video is for the Playf'. Oh and Mr Drew, who has never seen Top Gun. I know, criminal isn't it...


Finally for the day, some advice for cock stars, sorry, rock stars from everybodies favourite spades a spade type guy, Henry Rollins...


And that told you. Have a good rest of and I shall see you during the week...

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A bin man was collecting the rubbish, but one house
hadn't put its bin out so he knocked on the door.
It was Jonathan Ross' house.
Bin man: Where's yer bin?
Jonathan Ross: Er, sorry I was in the toilet
Bin man: So, where's yer BIN?
JR: I was in the toilet
Bin man: No where's your WHEELY BIN?
JR: OK, I weally been having a wank.

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Morning all. That's right. No work tomorrow. W00t! Consider this your Friday Funnies as I won't be posting tomorrow. And I will be at the music quiz tonight at the Jolly Brewer hosted by @thucydides_uk. As you should be too.

Onward..

This one came via my good tweep @JustinReid and is an absolute corker, Galactic Empire State of Mind. He got 99 problems but a Jedi ain't one...


See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Its a long post this week, click 'continue reading' for your full dose....

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