I so forgot to post this earlier, the Hunter S Thompson film The Crazy Never Die. Its a strange little film produced by the infamous Mitchell Brothers giving the viewer front row access to a lecture the good doctor did at a university in the eighties. As lucid as it is intriguing in my opinion (Sourced from Disinfo)...
OK so I totally pilfered this from iheartpatstump (via@rachaelblogs) but what you gonna do, its the interwebs ok!
1)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Evening all. Welcome to your Sunday dose of funnies. The above stone was found just around the corner from my local. There is a joke in there somewhere. In fact I'm sure there are about 50 odd, so I shall leave it open to you guys. Yup that's right, a caption competion if you will. Answers on a postcard (or more likely through the comments down the bottom there). Best one wins a night with James's Mum (click on through the break for this weeks post)...
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*UPDATE* As I pressed publish on this post both the panda and Pulp Fiction videos were pulled from YouTube. Apologies there is nothing I can do in these circumstances.
Morning all. Yup thats right. The lovely Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame (I'll Hermione her Granger *snigger*) has had all of her hair chopped off. And as you can see from the picture above, she is ultra smoking now...
In other news, I had a blog post to write. Oh yeah. So #FridayDrinks, Lincolns informal meet up of Twitter folk is 1 years old today. We wear big boys pants these days and everyfink. The do itself will be at the Adam and Eve, so if you're in Lincoln and on Twitter I suggest you head up to the Adam from about 7:30. In the meantime click on through the break for your dose of Friday Funnies (or stay here and stare at the picture of Emma for hours like I didn't do last night)...
Evening all. I trust you had a good weekend. It's been a funny old week. Especially if you're Lawrence Fishburne who discovered his daughter, Montana, is not exactly following in daddies footsteps by making a xxx sex tape for Vivid Entertainment. And I quote:
"I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."Anyways some funny stuff in todays post; click on past the break to get your Sunday injection...
For @Rachaelblogs for cheering me up this afternoon...
A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely Welshman.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear,
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
This is amazing. Filmed at 9000 frames a second this minute and a half long video actually covers less than two seconds in real time. Watch...
These guys may a lot to Goldie Lookin Chain, but it's still piss funny. Stolen (like a true Newportian I believe) from the wonderful Miss Blogs. Innit. Like...
Like I said in my tweet yesterday you guys are gonna hate Sxip and his beats. They're really bad, you just won't enjoy them. It's just it means so much to me, it speaks to me. Its all about NYC and I've never been. In all seriousness Jim, you probably won't like this: I wouldn't even bother pressing play mate...
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| the 'pioneering' "Turds of Misery". Smile boys! |
Morning all. As I am sure you can see with your own two eyes I had a bit of a reshuffle and redesign around these parts. Its looking a lot tidier I reckon and I am loving my gallery up the top. Anyways I hope you like...
So I'm sure you've read all about North Koreas censorship of the world cup. Well now it turns out there are a heap of NK 'fans' who are in fact paid Chinese actors. I mean, WTF? Kim-Jong-Il thinks I'm at work indeed...
